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A group of mums has taken to online parenting platform Mumsnet to share the peculiar things their partners have told them during sex, bringing their best and brightest sex secrets into the open. A user by the name of lottieandmia has vivid memories of such a thing occurring.
Another concurred, but said her partner at the time was a little more… specific as to what he claimed was his.
The first time it happened I thought he might be having a stroke! Meanwhile, user NotTheFordType said her partner once had a rather peculiar habit when about to orgasm. One user said her strangest experience was with a guy who said "I hope I don't come" while having sex, perhaps missing the entire point of the activity he was engaged in.
I can't say I found it appealing," another added. Post continues after gallery.
If you thought loud sexual partners were bad, spare a thought for the ones who are having sex with people who are "completely silent throughout". And then, finally, there's the story of the guy who used to "call out random bits of kitchenware" during sex. Examples include "Kenwood mixer" or "Ceramic hob". Listen: The Love Life podcast discusses sex with strangers, electronic cheating, and dating for the shy.
Kitchen appliances??? Too funny. I cant imagine some guy shouting Panasonic Microwave when he comes. I'm disappointed, because these aren't weird at all! Saying the names of random kitchen items is also a way of delaying ejaculation.
Silent lovers are attentive; loud ones are primal; saying thankyou is basic politeness if the sex is casual; and the guy who said "I want to fill your face with cum" was probably just inexperienced with real-life women as opposed to porn stars. Let's not be too quick to label normal behaviours "weird", shall we? Leave a comment. And they are equal parts awkward, cringeworthy and hilariously odd.
Mamamia Team. Listen Now. What's Your ? And then there was the guy who was just a little bit too graphic with explaining what he wanted. Titanic Titanic. So, you know, there's that. Do you have any stories of your own to share? Please do.
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Mums reveal the bizarre things their partners have done during sex.